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When people say that the Irish are the best storytellers;
What they really mean is that we're the best liars.
I once knocked Mike Tyson the fuck out for saying that.
He later informed me that I don't even have a face tattoo;
I informed him that I smoke rocks.
We then brutally killed his tiger.
That's the truth.
See what I did there?
I like things and then, subsequently, I post things.
If you are here then you are being forced to endure those things.
Go you.
My name is Greg.
My last name just happens to be the same as a teen pop icon's.
That teen idol has a brother named Greg;
I am not that guy.
I do NOT have a brother in a pop band;
Although many on twitter seem to think I do.
I'm about 60.2% sure that I don't even have a brother.
You should follow me on twitter, though: @GregHoran.
Not because I have a sibling who promotes mass teenaged female pelvic thrusting,
But because I am fucking awesome.
More fucking awesome than mass female pelvic thrusting.
Almost.