Greg, 28, Toronto, can survive for months off of taurine and bacon.

"In the clearing stands a boxer,

A fighter by his trade;

And he carries the reminders,

Of ev'ry glove that layed him down;

Or cut him till he cried out,

In his anger and his shame:

I am leaving I am leaving,

But the fight it still remains."

 

"I’m telling you this machine is broken. Ask me a question."

"Is Jay Z really your favorite artist?"

"Yes, obviously."

L i e.

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britishtoatea:

I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time

…still waiting for this day, though.

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